My Best Job: My Best Job was when I was volunteering for my church Halloween party. We set it up and got to spook up a church, which was really ironic considering that church considers it to be a demon holiday. I didn't care, we bobbed for apples and gave out candy. We had costume contests with prizes and ordered pizza. I had a great time setting it up, and I enjoyed the party even more.
My Worst Job: When I think of terrible jobs I can't help but think of my ephemeral, yet really excruciating job as a Kirby salesman. For those that don't know, Kirby's are vacuum cleaners. But Kirby's aren't just any vacuum cleaners, they are THE vacuum cleaner. At $2500 per unit these things could clean your entire house. Everything from shampoo carpets, to cleaning chairs. What my job was to sell these things. Since it was a commission based job, if I didn't sell I didn't get paid. So I spent 12 hours a day riding in a van, knocking on doors, trying to convince people to to take this "Free Cleaning One Room" special "coupon" to allow me into their house to sell them the product. From a cognitive standpoint it made no sense. But since I was desperate for money, I fell right into the trap. I only made like $100 off my first sale. What? I spend 12 hours a day, 6 days a week getting door after door slammed in my face. Then when I get inside I have to focus on not just selling the product, but cleaning their house, just to sometimes leave empty handed like some kind of cheap maid. I quit after two weeks, I couldn't do that anymore. I felt like, in lack of a better word, a whore and I couldn't live with that. One thing I did learn though was to be persistent. Keep trying, keep pushing, because someone was going to let me into their house. Someone was going to give me that one shot I needed to do something.I can say Kirby cured me of my fear of rejection because rejection is a common occurrence in the Kirby business.
I am who I am despite my neighboorhood, yet I am who I am because of it.Please don't let the palm trees and nice coating fool you. These buildings are fairly new, and therefore look it. But the people inside it are crazy. It's weird because where I live most people don't have jobs. Almost everyone sells or does drugs, and the gas station down the street lives in constant fear of being robbed. You'd think that a guy like me who doesn't believe in a criminal lifestyle would have a hard time fiiting in, right? Wrong, the people in my community is just that a community. They fight each other, yet they support each other at the same time. It's like outsiders don't get the same leway as those who been living there for years. The people around there support me, which is weird becausein the places I've lived before it was the opposite. People hated that I was a lot smarter than they were. Their jealousy caused them to discourage instead of encourage my positive outlook on the future ahead of me. I was very much similar to the kids around me, but I always knew there was something different about me. As I got older I became more comfortable with who I was and the people around me became cofortable as well. Your neighborhood is always going to have an affect on who you are. As human beings we are products of our environments. But what I've learned in life is how you look at your environment is more important than the actual environment itself. I've become comfortable with where I am, It's home.